Inside the Numbers

I came to bring the pain hardcore from the brain
Let's go inside my astral plane
Find out my mental's based on instrumental
Records hey, so I can write monumental...

With a few days left in the SG Summer and only nine beers away from the hallowed mark, we delve into the numbers of the past 14 weeks.

Type of Beers
1. Smooooooooooooth CLs- 85%
2. Bud Lights (because it was the only one available)- 10%
3. Various Mexican beers (ole!)- 5%
4. Pabst Blue Ribbon(gotta get my trailer park on)- 2%
5. Other conconctions- 3%
6. Sweaty Johnny's Rainbow Mist Ale- 0%

Where They Were Drizank
1. At the crib/another drunk's crib- 42%
2. At a local watering hole- 32%
3. Coors Field- 10%
4. Concert- 6%
5. Softball parking lot- 5%
6. Outdoor Summer festival bullshit- 5%
7. In Coors Field humidor with Dinger- 0%

High Volume
1. Glenwood Springs late July - over 50 beers
2. Boulder Concert weekend late July- about 45
3. Random bar tour mid July- over 40 beers
4. (Liver should've fallen out in July)

Beer Size
1. Standard can/bottle- 55%
2. Bar/Eatery pint- 30%
3. non-standard can (ie, 8oz, 16 oz, 40oz)- 10%
4. Lame pitcher pour from former Slushy Gutter winners into a glass- 5%
5. Out of a cake pan or measuring cup- 0% (note: The Kid didn't do this , but his lovely wife did)
6. From the dog dish- 0%
7. From a pimp cup- 0%