Paul Wall vs Booger

Throw a monkey wrench in your program
crammed up your ass and it's just too bad, son
Catch a bad one...

I ran across a pict of Paul Wall recently and had to do a double take. Was that Paul Wall or Booger from “Revenge of the Nerds” fame? Are they long lost brothers? Father and Son? Let’s take a look at the two…

Paul Wall: The only white cat that hangs with Swisha House Records
Booger: One of the few white guys in Lambda Lambda Lambda
Advantage: Booger- The Tri-Lams were hard core, they rocked those fresh cardigan sweaters.

Paul Wall: DJ, Producer, Rapper
Booger: Played a mean electric guitar at the Adams College Carnival
Adavantage: Wall- all that fancy guitar playing may have helped Booger and the Tri-Lambs win the Carnival, but it also got Booger’s guitar smashed up during the subsequent Alpha home invasion.

Paul Wall: “I gots the internet going nuts”
Booger: “What the fruck is a frush?”
Advantage: Booger- taking money from exchange students as opposed to taking money from suburban white kids who buy your CD

Paul Wall: High priced grillz in his mouth
Booger: Budweiser in his mouth helped him defeat Ogre in the Fraternity Olympics
Advantage: Wall- If Booger used Coors, then he would’ve got this one. Rotten metal and jewels probably tastes the same as Bud.

Paul Wall: Has beef with Chamillionaire
Booger: Has beef with Stan Gable
Advantage: Wall- Chamillionaire is “Ridin Dirty” while Stan complains about having sex with Betty.

Paul Wall: Famous Stars and Straps t-shirts
Booger: Gimme Head Till Im Dead t-shirt
Advantage: Booger- Hands down. I’ll wear that tee to the next wedding I attend.

Paul Wall: Homies include Mike Jones, Pimp C, Big Pokey
Booger: Homies include Gilbert, Wormser, and Lamar
Advantage: Push. Most of the joints by the Houston scene are on par with the rap that Lamar busts out at the Carnival.

Paul Wall: Rumored to be in a new group with the Blink 182 drummer
Booger: Followed up with a supporting role on "Moonlighting" and comedy classics “Better Off Dead” and “One Crazy Summer”
Advantage: Booger- In “Better Off Dead” Booger contemplates snorting an entire mountain of snow and he chills with Bruce Willis in Moonlighting. That beats any glam punk songs.