Matches Made in Hell

I'm the type to interrupt a party
I don't need a phone to reach out and touch somebody
Gimme a mic, it's just as good as one
Leave the party is what you wack MCs should of done...

-Boris and Natasha joining The Legion of Doom
-The Taliban merges with Starbucks
-Vanilla Ice joining up with PM Dawn
-Budweiser and a chick with hairy armpits
-David Duke joining Hoover's FBI
-Kim Il Jong signs with the Raiders
-Paris Hilton marrying Tom Cruise
-Baby Doc Duvalier teaming up with Al Capone
-Tim Hardaway rolling with Kramer from Seinfled
-Osama walks on for the Huskers
-Todd Bertuzzi traded to the Red Wings