Killer Bz on a Swarm

I appear right here and scare and dare
A mere musketeer that would dare to compare
Put him in the rear, back there where he can't see clear
Get a beer, idea or near stare, yeah

CU Hoops Coaching Search by the numbers...

*Months since position became open: 6

*Known candidates to be interviewed: 1

*Guys named 'Hans' mad at the CU Ath department: 1

*Guys named 'Hans' who aren't evil scientists: few

*Colleges Jedi mind tricked into hiring former coach Ricardo Patton: 1 (sorry, N Illinios)

*Number of CU wins last year: 7

*Missing vowels in lead candidate Jeff Bzdelik's name: 1

*NBA players who played under Bzdelik but can't spell his name: many

*How many times we've heard of Bzdelik's players academic rigors at the AFA: 1 trillion

*Times you'll hear that about CU players: maybe once ( a player may accidentally sign up for Calculus because he thought it was a PS3 game)