5280: A Cool Grand

I'll break your leg
And I'm more than a forty ounce, I'm more like a keg
And I'm the big dipper, rippin' like Jack the Ripper
And if you want the proof, the proof is in my liquor...

The Slushy Gutter Summer Mission soared over the 1000 mark over the heat of the weekend, with CO's temp reaching into the high 90s. That didn't seem to slow down former Slushy Gutter winner Pickles, who along with current Slushy Gutter winner Jeez Steve slammed a case of beer over a sun-filled 18 holes. Hey, it worked for that fat Manu Ginobli dude in the US Open. Meanwhile, over in Broz land, he sludged his way through 20+ beers. Trav had a full weekend of poker and 40+ beers, and the 12 Keystones he had were a Slushy Gutter first. Former two-time Slushy Gutter winner JBiz hosted the annual backgammon tourney, where he, the Commish, former two-time Slushy Gutter winner TDub, and Slick Rip wasted the day and night away with smoooooooth CL keg beers, beer pong, and assorted debauchery. The Commish's better half almost pulled of the Championship, before falling in the finals. Finally, former two-time Slushy Gutter winner Juck ran solo this weekend and set a SG high with a day of camping and 28 beers in one single day. One beer per hour and then some. Mixed in were some midweek requisite softball beers and and a few here and there, and we're past the 1000 tally heading into the first official week of Summer. (1160)