5280: Stretch Run

To finish wit flyin colors, Tha alcoholic brothers
Connected, respect it, ain't no choice but to love us...

Three weeks remain in the Slushy Gutter Summer Challenge. Let's look at the stats heading down the final tore-down road:

--JL Smooth-670- The leader since day one. He even got invited to a fish fry by a leather breasted bartender.**
--Jeez Steve-614- Captain Bud Light. Homeboy drinks BLs while doing everyday activities: changing his baby, shopping, working, sleeping.*
--Trav-463- Downed some cold Pacificos this past weekend. Beers he's drank all summer might be equal to the Pacific Ocean.
--CommishCH-409- Come on now, you knew the originator of this bulls*t would creep back into the top five.
--Pickles-399- Mr. Consistency at 30+ a week. Said it'd be more if not "for those two assholes" (his kids) ***
--Broz-385- His Saturdays have been in the 20 range the last month; was told by his own father upon cracking a 7:30am golf beer that he was "a fucking idiot."
--TDub-383- New baby? So what! Still has the game presence to sneak in 30+ beers. **
--JBiz-326- Has slid from the rankings quicker than David Duvall. Has vowed to track down and catch fellow new dad TDub.**
--Slick Rip-253- He had one- yes one- beer this past week. By comparision, JL Smooth and Jeez Steve had one beer while brushing their teeth.

TOTAL: 3903

*- Current Slushy Gutter Winner
**- Former Two-time Slushy Gutter Winner
***- Former Slushy Gutter Winner