Monk Funk

--It's not rookie hazing, it's the number of losses the Broncos will have during the Tim Tebow Era.

--What's wrong with the haircut? Tebow is Denver's Angel, and this is the team's way of giving him his own halo.

--Tebow's head has grown in an attempt to be closer to the coaches raised podium, so he can soak in more info and lead Denver to another Super Bowl.

--Tebow heard that Bowzer the dog in Lafayette had his hind leg shorn for some minor surgery and that he was a little down in the dumps about the missing hair. Bowzer perked up enough to enjoy a Beggin Strip!

--Father Clark at the local monastery had his copy of the latest Justin Bieber album taken from him, so Tebow shaved his head in solidarity.

--Tebow let his new bald spot get a sunburn, then had scientists collect the peeling dead skin. The chunks will be given to farmers in drought stricken climates to reinvigorate their crops.

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