Thursday, March 22, 2012

Tim York City


You didn't listen to all the aholes out there and think the Donks had no shot at Peyton Manning, did you?

I keep it strong, while you scream word is bond...

With Mr Cut That Meat in the fold, we say goodbye to one Tim Tebow, (cue Boyz II Men "It's So Hard To Say Goodbye") who when this blog is finally put to bed (hopefully it's brushing teeth and changing into PJs about now) he'll probably be up on the SG Rushmore with Melo, AI, and that RB named Kock.

But the fun isn't over for Timmy. He's going to New York. As the old school salsa ad once said New - York - City?! (To be fair, with all of its ethnic enclaves, I'm sure that NYC is more than capable of producing some bomb ass salsa. Yeah, I just said "bomb ass" like it's 1997 all over again.)

Seriously, picture Tebow in NYC. Better yet, picture him in North Jersey rocking a skin tight Ed Hardy shirt, spiked hair, some white sneakers and two earrings. Ronnie, Pauly D, the Sitch, and Timmy Twotimes. GTL isn't God The Lord out there. He thought Denver was bad with girls fawning over him? The run on hairspray to bed Timmy is off the charts right now.

But maybe Tim will choose to live in the city. Times Square is real tame nowadays, just to see Tim strollin in ol school Time's Square past strip joints, drug spots, and check cashing joints would be priceless. Will Tim embrace the NYC Hip Hop scene? Maybe Mobb Deep has a spot for him. Tim politicking with RZA on the latest Wu tour? Will he find three chatty gal pals for a third "Sex And The City Installment"?

Football wise, Tebow and the Jets should be an experiment worth watching. Lifestyle wise, the City That Never Sleeps is getting one new resident who's in bed at 9pm.

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